Post by MikeGrim on Oct 15, 2008 12:39:12 GMT -5
Breaking News: Nancy Regan Hospitalized With Broken Pelvis
by: Michael C. Grimaldi
Former First Lady Nancy Regan has been hospitalized with a broken pelvis. Is it wrong that I find that hot? My guess is she was getting railed y some guy...maybe John McCain, though that is clearly just a guess, and the dude reached out to grab her breasts...and...well...needless to say there was nothing to grab on one side and he lost his balance and she fell out of the bed.
We're standing by in our own Situation Room for confirmation on the above story. BTW, our situation room isn't as fancy as Wolf Blitzer's. We have an Apple IIgs with and handy dot matrix printer, a 13" colour TV and a BetaMax deck. Oh, and an easy bake oven. We're hoping to add an Etch-A-Sketch soon.
by: Michael C. Grimaldi
Former First Lady Nancy Regan has been hospitalized with a broken pelvis. Is it wrong that I find that hot? My guess is she was getting railed y some guy...maybe John McCain, though that is clearly just a guess, and the dude reached out to grab her breasts...and...well...needless to say there was nothing to grab on one side and he lost his balance and she fell out of the bed.
We're standing by in our own Situation Room for confirmation on the above story. BTW, our situation room isn't as fancy as Wolf Blitzer's. We have an Apple IIgs with and handy dot matrix printer, a 13" colour TV and a BetaMax deck. Oh, and an easy bake oven. We're hoping to add an Etch-A-Sketch soon.